Can we still be friends if I tell you a secret? Oh good! Because, you see…the secret… it’s ALL about these seasons. BIG huge siiiiggghh Exhale! I struggle with the change of seasons. There I said it. Remember last year when it got a little crazy and every one went all “Fake Fall”? AND July……
Ooohh!! I was mad. “Hoppin’ mad… mad. as. a. hornet”, they say. I wonder if I should have taken to twitter… created a twitter storm, or called the local TV station? Posted on Instagram maybe? OR…here’s a great one…a facebook rant! Or should I have dug an aluminum baseball bat from the back of the…
I quickly glanced at the text I had just received on my phone. It appeared that one of my sisters who lives right on the “tippy-slopey-slippery-sandy” edge of the Southeast Florida coast was going to be slammed and upheaved and flooded and swept away like a red and white plastic bobber on a 25lb fishing…
So Close To Amazing ! And a giveaway
My heart twisted within my chest. I wanted to groan, but I think all I could muster was a faint audible gasp. I wanted to cry, I deemed the situation totally appropriate for tears, capable of flooding my face and several tissues, but none came. I’m not sure there are tears…anymore, not anymore. Last night…
How many times have you felt so close to amazing? Like your hair was just almost perfect Or your clothes were fitting just a little looser Or the house was basically clean Or your To Do list was all checked off… even the things on the list that you added just so you could “check…
I never met a head of cauliflower that I didn’t like. Or broccoli. Though the other day I bit into a clump of slightly steamed broccoli that must have been having a really bad day. The flavor more closely resembled sewer water, though I admit that FORTUNATELY I’ve never tasted sewer water, but still, I…
When Saturday hands you a pink lemonade and grape snow cone with a red “Dubble Bubble” gum ball perched solidly on top… What’s a girl to do? Well you do what any self-respecting girl would do and take two white plastic spoons and four paper napkins (or 16) from the condiment shelf on the snow…
Hey July!!! Where’d you go? Come back here you sneaky little month you. I blinked and you zipped past in a blur taking your top hat and red, white and blue banners and little 5 X 7 plastic American flags on a stick and sparklers! I mean, I absolutely did not have enough sparkler time……
Raise your right hand if everything you planned for your life turned out like you expected. Now, bend your other arm across the top of your head and grab your right elbow with your left hand while shaking your right palm in the air. Got that? Awesome! Now shake your right hand really quickly and…